The results are in and the wide myriad of thoughts and emotions sweeping over the country couldn’t be more diverse. So while my plan had been to peacefully ride off into the sunset of an overwhelming Clinton win as projected, that’s not what happened. Half the country is happy. The other half is soiling themselves and rocking back and forth in the corner. So I decided to pour myself a larger-than-normal glass of whiskey and talk through this. Let’s have An Honest Trumpversation about the election.